[The package]

Tired of hiring one new graduate at a time? Sick of personality conflicts among staff members? Wouldn't it be great if you could hire a pre-assembled engineering design team?

Wait no longer! Sign on for the package deal and you'll receive, not one, not two, but four seasoned engineers.1 They're completely compatible, and fully guaranteed. Think of the savings! Put all four package members in one cubicle. Give them one parking space!

For a limited time, and four quarterly payments of only $100 000, the package could be yours for a year! Order now, and as a free bonus we'll throw in a recent law school grad!

Current package members:

Many thanks to Thomas Lepp and Adam Rickner at the CBC for designing the package deal logo!

[Package members]

1.The package deal is indivisible -- all four members must be hired as a package, and all four must be fired as a package.

Unfortunately the package deal is currently out of stock (all members have graduated and become more-or-less gainfully employed). This page is up for nostalgia reasons only, although who knows ... perhaps the package deal will one day be reassembled.